Small premise: I will say then that will just be a small, good-natured mockery to those people who only look at only the names of the laws and then believe it. Type when the government released the "short trial" and all discussed the brevity of the processes without wondering what really was going to touch that law. In practice, would only prescribed offenses and only then would create impunity ... but if they had called law of 'impunity for crimes "or" process died "maybe people would be angry for a moment ... so as you can see the names that are the laws do not always reflect the reality of what they are and often are made to deceive the ingenuity of the most ....
Now let us ...
Sooner or later it will happen that will put a tax on air. And 'yes' because when respiariamo absorb oxygen and emit carbon dioxide, and then pollute. Unfortunately, we have created so even the most obtuse and the Italians would be difficult to swallow a charge so absurd, so we want to answer ... Idea! And if we we gave him another name?? For example, we call it "tax on fifa ... mmm fee is better than no ... does not sound very good Italians that name ... then we will call "Contribution pro pussy."
now found the name must be found, baste, a refrain to justify this tax break because there might be some balls that go to look beyond the name of the new tax ... suffice to say that is a contribution to ensuring that new generations (but also old!) breathing better and here we must become the coolest places heavy emphasis on "figosità" of women is a topic that always catches on the men's thoughts!
A contribution for an Italy full of pussy and pussy! Perfect ... :) Now imagine
transmission type Porta a Porta where politicians discuss this tax. Maybe by part or Cicchitto Gasparri we show how they keep the Italian citizen and imagine Bruno Vespa really tight with questions like, "but do not think that having a future with too many pussies can bring social imbalances?" and maybe the other side or a Bersani Franceschini instead say that discrimination could be thinking too much pussy to the man seen as the male of female!
In a corner, then there sarebeb Di Pietro, who unsuccessfully tries to say that we are just taking the piss as it is only a tax on air ... but will be immediately blocked by Vespa with "ohh but you do not agree on anything, not even on her pussy."
the fine il cittadino italico, bombardato da tutte queste false notizie in tv sarà un po' confuso ma piano piano emergerà un dubbio che si tramuterà in domanda... "Vuoi vedere che Berlusconi sta dando più pilu per tutti?"
E così quando si recherà all'esattoria per pagare una tassa sull'aria che respira... uscirà probabilmente avendo un mezzo sorriso e un pensiero in testa... "ho scopato di più!"
Come vedete basta poco per renderci felici... basta cambiare il nome alle cose...
Saluti
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